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Quality Demotivational Poster


PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures ph**ography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


QUALITY VS QUANTITY -


TAGS: quality war
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 20, 2015, 10:24 am
Barbarians and civil war toppled the Roman Empire...Christianity was the available remaining glue to hold it together for another century.
Airman - March 27, 2012, 7:06 pm
The Giants just did
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:05 pm
Jesus vs Roman Empire? Hmm... Largest civ of the era = largest religion of our time. Conquest = Conversion Emperor = Pope Taxation = Tithing Built massive Govt buildings = build massive cathedrals. Center of organization is still Rome, Italy. Who "won"?
nicolbolas09 - June 13, 2011, 8:28 pm
Awesome. I laughed hard. Loved it 5 L's
Faceplant31 - January 18, 2011, 6:30 pm
He who has floss can blind and therefore defeat the Chinese army.
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:28 pm

was ghandi jewish? he took out the British Empire.
Urumov - January 18, 2011, 2:09 pm
Actually, apparently, we have no enough Jews.
Hawamleh - January 18, 2011, 2:00 pm
It ain't the same, china is organized arabs are just a bunch of ***ually repressed p***s with AKs
Giles333 - January 18, 2011, 1:50 pm
Well yes, Jesus did topple the Roman Empire according to many historians.
culos - January 18, 2011, 5:57 am
If you think of it, nobody talks about the Roman Empire nowadays, but Jesus is still used in every second sentence! I guess he came out on top after all...
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:41 am
Wait, Jesus didn't topple the Roman Empire...
Derek - January 17, 2011, 11:01 pm
Imagine a wag providing the example of Finland's effectiveness.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 7:58 pm

you know when you think of it...one was enough to topple the Roman empire.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 7:57 pm

lolz....nobody tells a joke better.
rerun - January 17, 2011, 7:56 pm

they only need 5 Jews to defeat the Chinese army.
Faceplant31 - January 17, 2011, 7:52 pm
This is awesome. 5L **Waits for rerun's comment**


Boyz N The Hood -


TAGS: racism justice liberty law equality
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:00 am
Trayvon Martin broke contact went home ditched his drugs came back jumped out from behind a bush and hit the "creepy a$$ed cracker" from behind and was beating the man's head against the pavement when sh**. 0nly a moron could call Martin's death "murder".
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 3:25 pm
problem with this is, zimmerman did not shoot when he saw the hood, she sh** when he was being beat to death


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


LAZINESS -


TAGS: quantity over quality lazy motifaking
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:45 pm
Troll detected. 0/10. Now get out.


THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal




Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


Other People's Children -




The Best Color In The Whole World -


TAGS: color equality harmony attitude life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Thank you :)
ughomer - September 3, 2014, 3:12 pm
Superb - 5 lions.


GAY MARRIAGES -


TAGS: freedom equality misery lolz
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 3:55 pm
All for it. I want to see what the divorce rate will be.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Y'all know I'm the religious one. Do away with government run marriages, call them all civil unions. Leave 'Marriages' to churches. Agreed, homo***uals have just as much right to suffer as the rest of us.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 9:10 pm
My favorite joke from Chris Rock
tellitlikeitis - September 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Funny one.
agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:45 am
They want to keep those 70% separation and 50% divorce rates to themselves, eh? It's like a group of people telling you that you can't have vegemite.


Woman -


TAGS: woman man equality liberation tradition
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - January 22, 2016, 10:21 am
Thanks. I'll have to find just the right picture to describe me. Do you have any suggestions?
GaryO - January 22, 2016, 12:21 am
Now, I'm going to attempt to write suck, then s******, then b***er
GaryO - January 22, 2016, 12:20 am
THis...is good. Push, git an avatar. Sit. Stay.
Pushkin - January 21, 2016, 9:38 pm
I can't duck. I'm a man of courage. And as I said in my first comment. I'm not really smart enough to duck. But thanks for your concern. It will be remembered at my funeral.
Pushkin - January 21, 2016, 9:36 pm
Thank you very much. I do have courage. No brains but lots of courage.
Zeul - January 21, 2016, 6:53 pm
Last word was supposed to be Duck
Zeul - January 21, 2016, 6:52 pm
Duck Dude ... Seriously ... Suck
Bandit5906 - January 21, 2016, 1:26 pm
Pushkin: man of courage!


SUPER-MEGA QUALITY -


TAGS: super quality
Rating: 1.14/5

More motifakes by Herbetet

Greeny - April 1, 2011, 8:44 pm
where's my glasses?
steph1 - April 1, 2011, 10:02 am
life's also too short for posters in "super-mega quality" that nobody can read


HOW WILL I KNOW - if I'm making too many posters?




BABY CARS - They need love too.


TAGS: gender equality
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:07 pm
Excellent


QUALITY TIME - When the family gathers 'round the TV and immerses themselves in their own worlds.




QUALITY.. -


TAGS: quality free tatto
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 11:36 am
Was gender in doubt, thus needing the tattoo?


HUMANITY -


TAGS: equality excess arrogance stupidity earth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GeorgiZhukov - October 11, 2010, 12:09 pm
There were times when I wish that I had command of the Russian Navy, I think that all of those warships can stop them.


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: regulars greybeards crew quality
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ok, uncalled for, woman. And WTFO... I have to guess that the "nice" is in response to that comment. But, glad to see you around in a civil capacity.
- March 12, 2011, 12:24 am
Nice. (WTFO)
jevita - March 11, 2011, 3:58 pm
for once, youre too long papi
voodoo3535 - February 14, 2011, 4:48 pm
I was born to sit back laugh and make stupid comments... like this. 5L.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
Very much appreciated, cold.
coldinjected - February 13, 2011, 2:11 pm
I feel like I give any 300 posters 5l. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but it was very good for comedy. Another great one Aggy.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:38 am
Why should today be any different? ;)
Claire - February 13, 2011, 11:33 am
I feel like I missed something important.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 3:52 pm
Respect.
culos - February 12, 2011, 2:15 pm
Aggy? Isn't that the dude that left some time ago? Must be a noob that took his name.... 5 Smiles anyway
Reality Lord - February 12, 2011, 1:52 pm

anonymous=1L no wait...its aggy.....1L lol awesome dude...solid 5
50cal - February 12, 2011, 11:41 am
LMAO! Right!
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:30 am
mmmm short bursts....I'm like that too.
autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 3:00 am
For me, it comes natural in short bursts... ideas, find pic, see pic, formulate idea... I am a poet, song writer,etc... WE are what we are and artistic creativity is only born.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:22 pm
Thank you, sir.
50cal - February 11, 2011, 11:21 pm
This has made the Favorite list..... Only for some does the poster making come natural!
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
Magnificent! Genius! I laughed, I cried, I'd see it again and again! lol Added to faves!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
It's instinct for me...5L
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:24 pm
With respect to the motifakers, tip o' the hat to coolio's posters and a thank-you to the 2% of us who get it.
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
This is perfection!
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:15 pm
Very nice. Excellent choice in milk. 5L
ICEMAN - February 11, 2011, 7:56 pm
250 x 2%.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 6:41 pm
Well done, aggy.


PREMIUM QUALITY -


TAGS: premium quality heineken beer thirsty
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by ronsart

essence - April 19, 2010, 5:32 pm
Heineken, I'd rather have a Grolsch or a Guinness...
RON - July 8, 2009, 8:27 pm
Thanks MR.AGD!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:20 pm
As a Guinness wh***, I still respect everyone's loyalty to any beer... that's the bond. But the spelling nazi in me...
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 8, 2009, 8:07 am
hey "no use" if you're gonna suck up to Aggy, you should try to spell Guinness correctly.
a name of no use - July 8, 2009, 4:54 am
eh, I'm a Guiness man.
RONSART - July 8, 2009, 3:15 am
Thx Mr. BoneCD...everyone doing a beer poster of their favorite...thought this would be nice...sure makes me thirsty and needing some lovin...*sweetheart, com here for a few minutes!* Love my Wife...good woman and smiles alot..lol
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
If you were a woman I'd marry you!...5 Poodles here Ron


APPROVED: QUALITY ASSURED ISO 9001 -




WOMEN’S EQUALITY -


TAGS: women equality
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:12 pm
Vive la différence!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 2:43 am
So dykes don't think they are ***y? That's somehow kinda sad. If you can't delude others, you should at least be able to delude yourself.


EQUALITY -




Death Note -




A Fallujah On The Mississippi -




Egalitarianism -




Beards -


TAGS: equality women beards
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by YasVM

Reality Lord - January 29, 2014, 7:33 am

you forgot about peeing while standing up :)


spilled coffee -




Quality Control -




QUESTIONABLE AMBITION -


TAGS: women men ambition equality humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 11, 2014, 12:16 pm

Actually, I kind'a like Vermin. I thought you were busy being charming. Nah, not a chance.
GaryO - October 11, 2014, 10:29 am
Other note to self; stevie is a poopoo head.
steve1961 - October 11, 2014, 8:09 am
Note to self: Only come onto Motifake on Friday nights from now on...
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:39 pm
Note to self; Friday night...no posting
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:32 pm
VERNON! I MEANT VENOM!!
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:31 pm
Well, Vermin, ya found me out....take me.
lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 12:01 pm

(He LUZ me! I knew it!)
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Gawd, and I thought I missed this. However, it is good to see you up and clumping around.
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:34 am

Men who seek to be equal with wimmen...hmmm...less pay for the same job...personalized glass ceiling. GO FOR IT, BUDDY!
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:32 am

Thank you, sir~
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:32 am

In order to be repugnant, you have to be pugnant to begin with. Yeah...fits.
GaryO - October 9, 2014, 9:22 am
Geeezuz, Vernon, didn’t realize you were such a blatant fenemist...phlegmenist....suffragette. I mean, are us guys really that repugnant to a refined woman’s sensibilities? Nice tyts, by the way.
GaryO - October 9, 2014, 9:20 am
....and men who seek to be equal with wimin lack eggs in the basket.
Reality Lord - October 9, 2014, 6:52 am

love it!


Inequality -


TAGS: inequality history fossil
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by kirill

kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:41 am
Brilliant


QUALITY CONTROL - Will Be Enforced Here At All Times


TAGS: quality control
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by rerun

motifake - May 17, 2010, 10:12 am

Thats pretty crazy rerun
rerun - May 17, 2010, 8:56 am

scary thing is I found this on the net as is, not via some generator site
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! brings back so many memories of fail. 5L


RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality ***es females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


Q/Q - Quality Over Quantity Stand Out Motifake


TAGS: quality over quantity
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by rerun

BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 7:22 pm
5/F
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:56 pm
Amsome rerun, i missed this one. 5L
forseti - May 19, 2010, 1:22 pm
this challenge is to hard for me... :(


SEAN'S ART -


TAGS: motifake quality motivational demotivational demotivator poster genius work office despair
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:23 am
Very nice tribute aggy.
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 9:07 am
I like his choice of colors :) 5L


QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Keep Slinging The Crap Eventually The Mods Will Approve It Lock N' Load


TAGS: quality crap submit
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 6:43 pm
Good direction... I'm just concerned that the noobs will take this as advice.
rerun - July 25, 2010, 6:06 pm

nice effort. great message
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 5:51 pm
Funny...almost there.I like it


EQUALITY -


TAGS: equality
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - February 5, 2010, 3:38 am
How true how true


EQUALITY -




PROOFREADING - Youfailed.




Quality vs Quantity -




EQUALITY -




INEQUALITY -




Workplace Equality -


TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my d*** sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle


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